| pak pandir |
[Oct. 27th, 2009|09:17 am] |
bodoh giler.
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| ya rabbi |
[Oct. 23rd, 2009|07:52 pm] |
ok la, so you guys got a desktop PC that the family shares. and you have a webcam.
but takkan the whole family's facebook profile picture all taken from the same angle.
don't so noob and cover a bit la, fuck. |
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| cite mabuk |
[Oct. 14th, 2009|02:30 am] |
minah serb buat aku konfius sial. okay so dier hot nak mampos, tapi aku rasa cam, mahai aku kena pursue minah nie wei.
bukan cam aku brad pitt ke aper la tapi, aku tak pernah pursue anybody. never wei.
sampai 30 saat, itulah mentera semerah padi aku.
out like shout
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| mo mandem |
[Oct. 13th, 2009|02:43 pm] |
sopi just listed lily soo as his sister on facebook.
damn tempted to 'like' it.
because i like sopi's sister. |
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| FUCKING GODLIKE |
[Oct. 6th, 2009|10:28 pm] |
i nearly died!
i had to watch it three times!
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| really no time to do this but |
[Sep. 28th, 2009|03:01 am] |
pissed off man.
first of all, fuck you. seriously. i honestly don't give a fuck whether or not you have a good time at my house or not.
i don't even fucking invite you okay? its just you so fucking thick face until you think you can walk into my house and i'm supposed to ejaculate at the sight of you. like you're the queen of england and i'm supposed to grateful and honoured by your presence.
just use your fucking brain a little bit and you'll realise who is doing who a favour.
on top of all that, you think that's not the same without them around? how the fuck would you know? after two weeks you went whiteboy-cock-crazy and that's the last we ever saw of you.
and of course it's different you stupid bitch, i am not them. if you hanged out with us before, you would've realised that fact over a year ago.
and sorry la, no one here is trying to get all up in your shit like russ did, fucking attention seeking whore. come to my house, hit on my friend's boyfriend, kena reject and still you got the face to come back here. AND COMPLAIN. fuck off la wei..
now you tell me how? i obviously am way too nice to tell you all this to your face, but i know for a fact when friday gets close you are going to invite yourself over here. i know you got nowhere else to go, and you know it too. but seriously , if i'm drunk and you say something like that to my face here, i will go apeshit, that i can fucking promise you. |
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| not i, gnik at a king it on. |
[Sep. 24th, 2009|06:17 pm] |
"Memory sometimes makes merciful decisions" - from The Case of Charles Dexter Ward by H.P. Lovecraft.
i realise that i get a bit tension when i check everybody's blogs everyday and see that nothing new has been put up. i go through all my regular readings fucking 6 times a day. i guess nobody updates that much.
how long will it be till i come home? god knows.
from the way things look like right now, i may try and work in the US for another year. that makes three in total.
suet says the way i talk is damn different adi, which makes me sad. i realise every once in a while that my BM skills have seriously fucking deleveled since i've been here. but there's a couple of subang kids here now, that should help. not proper subang la, they just studied in taylors but that's sweet enough.
i haven't been working hard enough at anything this semester yet, and it's been 4 weeks. the americans call it senioritis, where after 8 semesters of school you just kind of lose your drive.
sometimes these vellakarans quite smart.
dunno la, i think i really should call home more often sometimes, that would probably help shit in check.
a bit sombre i know, but i dunno la. i guess i'm a little blue today :( |
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| malaysia makes me cry |
[Sep. 8th, 2009|07:47 am] |
too epic! have to repost!
i just watched the temple discussion videos that apek put up. what the fuck man, anyone who was out of order should've just been kicked out, plain and simple. i'm not saying a demonstration shouldn't be allowed, but there are proper ways to do these things and such extreme measures should be reserved for more desperate situations.
my parents have always told me to not come home cause shit's just way too fucked up. which i suppose unfortunately is true, but then takkan i just cabut right? that's why things stay the same, because people run away. not to say that i'm singlehandedly going to about turn the system, but you know..gotta fight the powers that be!
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| cite mabuk |
[Aug. 20th, 2009|11:35 pm] |
aku rase cam ade terlampau banyak tensyen dalam hidup aku.
bangun pagi, pegi keje, banyak sangat budak budak bodoh sekeliling aku. frus.
lunchtime, dapat makan free. tapi hari hari boss aku bawak pizza. fattening giler babi la cibai, ko cuba tengok badan ko dalam cermin la. ko nak aku jadi obis cam kau ke..kimak..frus.
masa jalan balik ke rumah, ade anjing bodoh menyalak tiba tiba, buat aku terkejut sampai rokok aku terjatuh. straight terus ke dalam satu satunya puddle di eau claire yang belum kering lagi. frus.
balik rumah, roommate (yang tengah menganggur sejak april) terus start complaining kat aku..dapur rumah kitorang kotor sangat. aku yang masak semalam, pegi keje 8 jam, pastu biler aku balik ko nak aku bersihkan dapur? frus.
bila larut malam, roommate (aka penganggur) aku mintak aku gi beli bir. gi kedai, dier lupe bawak wallet. lanciau la mahai, ko ingat ade tattoo "dumbass" kat dahi aku ke ha? frus.
selepas beberapa jam, dah separa layan, tiba tiba dapat phone call dari negara matahari terbit. kena dengar minah giler tu menangis..buat rosak buzz aku. frus.
aku ade satu soalan.
mengapakah cinta selalu rasa seperti medan perang? |
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| saje |
[Aug. 7th, 2009|11:38 am] |
WWF!
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| cruel to be kind |
[Jun. 24th, 2009|09:39 am] |
world be fucked up son.
almost died on monday. went floating down the river and i fell in. i can't swim, but i sure learned real quick.
due to some confusion, i'm not getting paid this week. FUCK!
nevermind big money in a fortnight.
cash rules everything around me
CREAM! get the money
dolla dolla bill y'all |
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| will i be pretty? will i be rich? |
[May. 11th, 2009|02:26 pm] |
it is accomplished. week long graduation partying is over with. now finals only.
i am so physically, mentally and emotionally tired.
it amazes me how things sometimes work out for the best. i think its god working in mysterious ways.
i'm not allowed to smoke within 15 feet of university buildings, but what if i'm walking? then i'm technically not at any singular spot in any point in time, more like a spot that has been elongated into a line. it would be impossible to pinpoint the exact moment i was in front of my dorm smoking.
this indian guy from kajang's mom is coming here on tuesday = meen curry, chicken peratal, chapatis w00t w00t. well at least for a week.
i've come to realize that i don't do a lot of things because they are personally just way too gaylord. like using umbrellas. |
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| response |
[Apr. 22nd, 2009|08:21 pm] |
as one of the many people who have gone through our national education system, i think i have a somewhat relevant opinion on this matter.
first off, let's just put it out there. the system is fucked in many, many ways. to list a few;
1) the current education system has obviously degraded to a pretty ludicrous level, mostly due to the need to churn out more high school graduates versus higher quality graduates. case and point, the fact that sometimes less than a 20% score is needed to pass the additional mathematics paper.
2) the inability of the education ministry to properly implement new directives effectively and consistently. i remember being in EST classes for over a year and not knowing what the fuck was going on or how the format was going to be like.
my ss17 boys and girls will remember how there was going to be some kind of cyber school shit happening where apparently ma and pa could check out our demerits online, see whether we were in class, and actually see shit going on in school online via webcam. i remember worrying about that shit for one day. the only fucking technology i remember seeing in school is that discipline teacher's (puan mar-something?) fucking camera. tengah panjat pagar tiba tiba got paparazzi pulak.
3) the redundancy of several subjects. the class that takes first place is the most bullshit class ever, IK. i don't even know what the fuck it stands for anymore. a close second place is Seni. out of all the Seni classes i ever took, sekolah rendah included, 90% of the time:
"Tajuk untuk kelas hari ini, 'Bebas'."
not to mention the obvious Pendidikan Moral and EST again. just hafal the nilai one day before and can do decent. EST, don't even know what the fuck to study.
i could go on forever.
but today let's just talk about sejarah. hands down, this motherfucker i studied the most for, cause everyone knew that if you did enough past year papers, the questions always repeat, and also that the questions or answers were almost always exactly word for word from the textbook. in fact our sejarah textbook is probably the most useful textbook in our malaysian education system.
our sejarah syllabus is of course a little bit flawed, but what the fuck isn't? my right foot is slightly bigger than my left you know? but one of it's flaws is definitely not that it doesn't cover enough colonial material. as far as i can remember, our entire history is pretty much colonization from the portugese, dutch, british, japanese and british again. actually with me it was japanese again after that kekeke.
of course these parts should never ever be dropped out from the syllabus, and if someone wants to put more emphasis on these topics i'd say "fuck yeah homie!" and i'd stomp my feet and clap my hands.
but for me personally i think the problem with our sejarah syllabus is that we don't cover enough world history. we don't learn shit about napoleon, the russian revolution, the han dynasty and meiji japan. ok maybe i'm going a little bit overboard, but some of these things are pretty important historic events.
sejarah is and always should be compulsory. dumbfuck kids need to learn "where we came from otherwise we would not know which way we should go" like tun M says.
well that it for now. i'm out like shout motherfucker |
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| set in my ways |
[Apr. 16th, 2009|04:34 pm] |
the weather's lovely now, summer's almost here.
people are lying down on the grass, reading books with their shades on.
giler gay. |
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| LET'S MAKE BABIES |
[Apr. 3rd, 2009|05:22 pm] |
140K more only!
dirty talk: (note requires beat boxer to be in the room)
uh, uh, one two one two
jeah jeah jeah jeah
history in the making
its two thousand nine biatch
aaron morris and a dirty skank
we doin this for subang jaya motherfucker
represent, UH! |
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| sigh. |
[Mar. 12th, 2009|11:34 am] |
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
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| speaking of |
[Mar. 11th, 2009|07:59 pm] |
bro, are you cereal? its page two dude. PAGE TWO. FUCKING SUNDAY PAPER.
how to make people like this happy?
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| a manic panic at supersonic speeds! |
[Mar. 11th, 2009|04:19 pm] |
i'm not very mathematical. more analytical probably.
people laugh at me and the shit i seem to always get myself into, does that make me comical?
my penis is magical. i can make it dissapear, now you see it now you don't!
being in the US for so long has made me very politcal. at least on the internets.
being here for so long, and seeing how the media works here, i've come to realize what we have going in malaysia is fucking rubbish. think about it, anyone who comes from an english speaking home either reads the star or the news straits times. so you're either getting information from one or the other. so if both papers have a report about a person only known as 'Faget' pwning the fuck out of eveyone else in universe, you would just have to believe it wouldn't you? i mean we're talking about two out of two here.
plurality in the media is fucking important man, cos then we have a choice. let's face it, if you read in the new york times that somebody caught some monster sotong off the west coast(LBC) of japan, no picture aso people will believe. but there are opinions and biases everywhere in the media, that's why michelle obama can wear whatever the fuck she wants and no one on CNN is going to say jack shit about it. every fucking body will get ripped on oscar night except people who are probably going to win.
back to the choice argument, what if both the newspapers we read are leaning the same way? let's just say pro-BN, not that there's anything wrong with that. then how? we get the same fucking opinion six days a week and an extra colourful version on sunday.
that's why i love the internet man, because on the internet we get 1,563,781 different opinions on the same issue. its raw opinions, pure and untouched by editors.
unfortunately the internets also allows the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet to be on it too.
SO HERE I AM..jeng jeng jenget..ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANEEE
anyways, this is some shit that i thought vek invented. the greatest/most evil game known to the people of subang jaya, i salute you!
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